Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

mildlyamused:

I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith.

I love how she’s in a huge red sweater because charity isn’t a wet tshirt contest, TOM.

(Source: blondiepoison)

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deltaqoodrem:

Michelle Rodriguez laying down truths
[x]

That third gif also sums up the reason why so many queer women in fiction get treated like shit and why we barely get acknowledged as existing at all

These pathetic excuses for writers have no idea how to write a woman who doesn’t want to fuck a man

prettythinker:

bakedfuckingpotato:

foxtrotttalks:

hello-i-am-patches:

swancensus:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.
evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!
Bow down for am I staying here.

Egads! It’s the Well Educated Black Man. Here come my roommates…
Behold! The Dude Who Won’t Leave and the Motherfucking Bible Nazi.

Bow to me, I am the Bible Nazi

Fuck You, I’m the Customer.

Behold! The Buzzkill

The Obsessive White Bitch. Really fucking accurate, actually.

Bow to me! I am The Customer! … and all this shit was on sale a month ago at a different store, so I’m either paying that price raising a hella-bitch fit about how rude you are and getting it free.

prettythinker:

bakedfuckingpotato:

foxtrotttalks:

hello-i-am-patches:

swancensus:

valedecem:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.

evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

Still better than me, the Annoying Dude Who Won’t Leave!

Bow down for am I staying here.

Egads! It’s the Well Educated Black Man. Here come my roommates…

Behold! The Dude Who Won’t Leave and the Motherfucking Bible Nazi.

Bow to me, I am the Bible Nazi

Fuck You, I’m the Customer.

Behold! The Buzzkill

The Obsessive White Bitch. Really fucking accurate, actually.

Bow to me! I am The Customer! … and all this shit was on sale a month ago at a different store, so I’m either paying that price raising a hella-bitch fit about how rude you are and getting it free.

(Source: harryfloorcorn)